CONTENT WARNING: Contains sick murder of shitty characters. Read at your own risk.

RawWr!: My brother just went to go see New Moon. His last words were "Wish me luck."
Bianca: orly.... on friday my friend hannah told a bunch of twitards at my school that new moon ends with edward kissing jacob lol
RawWr!: FFFFF
Bianca: and my crazy other friend, has became a twitard :c
RawWr!: D:< BURN THE CRAZY FRIEND!
Bianca: * is hoping its just a phase * :c ill try and get her interested in the book series im reading or something to get her away from twilight
Bianca: and burn her twilight books
RawWr!: There is no turning back. Once you're drawn in, you can't come out. The ony way out is death.. *hands over an AK* ...you know what you have to do. Put it out of its misery.
Bianca: but there is a way! most of the people who liked it last year, now they dont like it
RawWr!: NO, DAMMIT! The disease.. it's still in their brain! They can't... fucking... *sob* DO IT! *bursts through the door of the theatre with a flamethrower and begins to torch twitards in their seats* JUST! FUCKING! DIIIIEEEEE *sobbing uncontrollably*
Bianca: D: * comforts ash and gives ash a tissue *
Bianca: " Today my friend begged me to come to the New Moon premeire with her. I agreed but she doesnt know that I plan to wear my Harry Potter T-Shirt, glasses, scar, and scream CEDRIC DIGGORY every time Edward comes on screen, This night is going to be fun. MLIA "
RawWr!: *rage in eyes, shoves the tissue down the opening to a bottle of alcohol and lights it, throwing it at Jacob's face* *RAAAAGE* *brings the machete down on Edward's neck and makes a lovely stew from his sparkling corpse.* Oh Bella~ *calls dangrously, wielding the stew in her hands* Why don't you have a seat? I have made a delicious stew for you... *sets her at the table and force-feeds her the stew made from her belloved's body* Tasty, isn't it, you fucking Forks whore? *shoves the spoon in her vagina and digs her fucking baby thing out* The coolest baby ever, eh Renesmee? *shoves the foetus down Bella's throat before curbstomping her. Ashley lifts the corpse up and swings hard at Jacob's burnt body, spewing the ashes around as she laughs evilly*
Alyssa: The fuck.
Alyssa: *tackles and arrests Ash*
RawWr!: ohai.
RawWr!: *TACKLED AND ARRESTED AGAIN*
Bianca: lysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss give back ash D:
RawWr!: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, FUCKING 5-0!
RawWr!: *KICKS LYSS IN THE FACE WITH MY ENERGY LEGS*
RawWr!: I DID THE WORLD A FAVOUR!
RawWr!: YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!
Alyssa: Yes I can. Or else the twitards will suck my blood.
RawWr!: THEY CAN'T SUCK SHIT EXCEPT EDWARD'S SPARKLY COCK
RawWr!: BUT HE'S FUCKING DEAD NOW!
RawWr!: DON'T YOU SEE?
RawWr!: YOU'RE A FUCKING NAZI!
RawWr!: *STABS SELF WITH A STEAK*
Alyssa: I think you're mistaken.
RawWr!: *SODOMIZES SELF WITH REMOTE*
Alyssa: Tasha's clearly the Nazi here.
RawWr!: UURGH!!
RawWr!: *SOB SOB*